i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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