Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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