Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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