Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize