her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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