Having a random hookup so left but love u
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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