We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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