your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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