One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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