what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I love having hate sex.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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