White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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