So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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