I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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