I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You need Xanax blowdarts
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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