thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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