The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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