u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
You don't make any sense
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