my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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