It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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