That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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