ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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