He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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