i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
