At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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