Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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