Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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