yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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