Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize