he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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