thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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