Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
