i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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