the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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