What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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