maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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