Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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