I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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