I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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