don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
