SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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