i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize
