sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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