It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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