You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
