You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can i not drive my cunt home
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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