Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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