Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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