Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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