On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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