I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.