She announced her abortion via fbk
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
That's an oxymoron.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job