She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He better not be in your backpack
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.