K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.