She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.