Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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