my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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