wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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