But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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