you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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