what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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