hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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