I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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